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Sound Bytes from Movies (Cinema), Television, Cartoons, Situation Comedies (Sit-Coms), the Geek-World of Computers, the internet, and Life in General

South Park: Fart--Somebody's baking brownies.

South Park: I said I have a bad itch.

Is it possible for you to shut the f**k up for ten seconds?

How the hell do you type with just one hand?

I might as well throw my two cents in.

It's too quiet (then scream).

A Christmas Story: I triple-dog dare ya!

Elmo's song, followed by gunfire, followed by Tom Hanks saying, "Houston, we have a problem."

George Carlin: The Seven Words You Can't Say on Radio or TV.

Simpsons: Grandpa, "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch"

"I am not addicted, you are. Every time I get online, you are there. How come?"

Country Music: "We're you born an as*hole, or did you work on it your whole life?"

Animal House: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Woman: "How about if I bend over and grab my ankles, and you see if you can make me purr?"

AOL Ad Parody (American Online): "It's knowledge, it's power, it sucks."

All in the Family: Edith Bunker talks dirty to Archie.

"You're an a*shole, you're an a*shole, and you're an a*shole."

"Come on, baby, give daddy some lovin'." Sheep bleet.

"Bad to the Bone," with women talking dirty, Homer Simpson, and others.

Bad Brew: "We were wondering...what exactly was wrong with the beer, heh?"

Beavis and Butthead: One Adam Five

Public Service Announcement: July is National Baked Beans Month (with farts)

Dirty (Sex) String of Quotes

"You know, you're really too tense. You need to CALM THE F*CK DOWN!"

George Carlin: "When it comes to bullshit, you have to stand in awe of religion."

Planet of the Apes, Charleton Heston: "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape."

Cool Hand Luke: "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

News report on retrieving a gerbil from his rectum (Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!). Armageddon!

Caddy Shack, Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey everybody, we're all going to get laid!"

Repo Man, Harry Dean Stanton: "Repo Man's got all night, every night!"

Hanson, then gunfire then, "Shut the f*ck up"

Bad Brew: "How's it going, heh?"

The "You are an Idiot" Chorus

Bad Brew: "I do...I guess we're married, heh?"

That 70's Show, Eric: "God, what did you have for breakfast this morning, Carnation Instant Bitch?"

Whitney Houston(?), "I Will Always Love You" (I don't know why the hell I have this file.)

Saturday Night Live: "Jane, you ignorant slut."

Bad Brew: "I do...I guess we're married, heh?"

Jackie Brown: "Here we go. AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no subsititutes."

Kelly's Heroes: "Burning Bridges"

Bad Brew: "I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!"

A filthy clip about cunnilingus

Blade Runner: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it means to be a slave."

Bad Brew: "He's loaded, heh?"

Song: "Love Stinks"

Song Parody (Macarena): "Hey, Masturbator!"

"Microsoft Service. Can you hold for an hour?"

The Simpsons (Homer): "IIt has come to my attention that NBC sucks."

"We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed."

"God has no interest in technology..."

The Andy Griffith Show (Otis): "I got a hobby...drinkin'!"

Patton (exerpt from opening speech)

PC to DC

South Park (Cartman): "...the Ultra-Vibe Pleasure 2000..."

Song (Billy Bragg): "The Price of War"

Police Squad: A Police Squad version of "Who's on first?"

Ronald and Nancy Reagan bemoan the marijuana shortage.

Bad Brew: "Seeya, heh?"

The Simpsons (Homer): "Oh, yeah...drugs...ya gotta have drugs."

The Simpsons: Principle Skinner and Stephen Hawking fight

The Simpsons (Homer): "The internet? Is that thing still around?"

The Simpsons (Moe): "Guns aren't toys. They're for keeping the King of England out of your face."

Adventures in Babysitting: "Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues."

Soylent Green (Charleton Heston): "Soylent Green is people!!"

Star Trek: Hard drug abuse.

South Park: Bill Gates shot because of Windows 98.

Dr. Strangelove: Can no longer sit by and watch Communism sap our precious bodily fluids.

South Park: "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

Blues Brothers (Dan Akroyd): "It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Bad Brew: "Take off, ya hoser."

Blazing Saddles: "Excuse me while I whip this out."

Dr. Who (Daleks): "Exterminate all humans."

Cool Hand Luke (Paul Newman): "Calling it your job don't make it right, boss."

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